Ah not-Rosewood. Ah, small town weird college campus in …. Oregon I think? It is definitely time for another chapter of what is PLL: Perfectionists trying to do and what clothing and accessories am I going to covet? Also side note? Thank god there wasn’t a Vitamin String Quartet song in this show. Giving some space to those is really helping.
So let’s get into my thoughts and notes!
- Lolol this isn’t Rosewood
- Because people only fake their own death in Rosewood
- Or that it’s just super common in Rosewood
- I vaguely remember Mona faking her death
- oh no wait I do remember lots of blood now
- And maybe this is when she went to the doll house?
- The fuck, Mason
- Idk that’s just such crap
- I have a lot of conflicting emotions about Mason. He’s clearly a red herring, he’s obnoxious in a not-charming way, and he’s just….annoying. Not like in a good acting character way, he just is an overdone story line.
- Who the hell IS Ray Hogadorn
- It’s an anagram of some sort, right
- I am definitely not playing on anagram sites
- I love that Mona is Caitlin’s adviser
- And that “all staff” has to be an adviser
- Olympic medalist in…..what?
- I seriously don’t remember what sport Caitlin does.
- Oh is Mona in love?
- With “Bad Bishop”?
- HOW FAR DOES A SCREWDRIVER HAVE TO FALL TO LAND LIKE THAT
- Damn Dylan’s boyfriend is fiiiiiit
- Is off brand Eddie Redmayne is a ……teacher?
- “Sugar crashed and tried to light my hair on fire” wow that is a way to ruin Halloween for life
- So it clearly isn’t Mason that is “tormenting” them (my assumption is that it’s Taylor) because it’s never the first person accused
- so like let’s drop this story line quickly
- “Rosewood Family Law & Meditation” oh shit
- No I want more info here GO BACK
- I DONT CARE ABOUT THE CURRENT DRAMA GO BACCCK
- “Secrets have a way of keeping you close” that’s the Alison I love
- “They said it when Taylor left”
- not died
- left
- LEFT
- It isn’t quite that easy to go from cello to violin
- Like okay it is possible and it is easier than clarinet to violin but it does require some effort
- Oh shit nerve damage THERE WILL BE DRUGS AT SOME POINT
- What millennial signs their text messages
- It is entirely for the effect of having one from “A”
- Don’t be so defensive when apologizing, Dylan
- Poor Andrew.
- DON’T THROW THIS ON HIM, DYLAN
- Christ I hate that “You told me I could be honest” bull shit
- Ali, you moved across the country
- you left your kids you know left your KIDS
- I mean, I feel sympathy, but also, you LEFT YOUR KIDSSSSSS
- I mean maybe I am projecting my own issues but
- I do like Mona falling for a brain
- but what if it’s ALEX DRAKE?
- Mason is boring
- Will Emily get together with Paige now?
- Because let’s get real: these girls aren’t meeting anyone new
- Just the same old mistakes
- YOU GO, MONA! DATE SOMEONE NOT FROM HIGH SCHOOL
- Aww Ava’s dad is adorable
- Okay glad the Alison Emily stuff is coming out
- I assume lots of people are pissed about this, but honestly It makes sense
- Also are there really no other pictures of Emily and the twins
- “I’m the rat”
- oh this isn’t what I was expecting?
- I mean I didn’t realize this was a thing? that like Ava was dealing with?
- I mean I know her dad is missing but I assumed the school knew
- Like this is genuinely shitty but it also … isn’t something that has been quite explained or experienced prior?
- Off brand Eddie Redmayne is staff. That….can’t be allowed
- Is Caitlin our Spencer or Aria?
- But seriously are they not sneaking around for that reason alone?
- Also, I assumed this was a fake set up for Mason but I guess it isn’t?
- Hey Mona, rooms like this are creepy
- And now Mona is in the room with the janitor
- Closed captions told me that blood was dripping before I saw it
- Also: there was definitely thunder right as she dropped the book and I just jumped about 10 feet
Okay, this ending is better. I am intrigued, I will catch the next episode….and now I am thinking I should text my little sister to see if she watches this show.
Hmm okay now that the show has laid off thtamin